/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7191614
We told her she was taking a break and she said
“Oh good! I can finally do THIS!” and ran her hand on the shield.
Loki and I both protested which got a laugh out her boyfriend and Loki stood up and asked her not to do it again.
“Oh come on, Loki I just had to do it once.” She said.
He wiped off the smudge and just as he sat back down she said
“You missed a spot!”
“What was that?” he asked, visibly annoyed. I was progressively getting closer to breaking her boyfriend’s jaw the more I heard his goose-like laugher.
“Riiiiight here.” She touched it…AGAIN with her pointer finger in mock innocence.
“Ok. Stop.” He said. Standing up again
“Stop what?” she shrugged.
He gave her a hard look and wiped it off.
“I’m not wiping this again. Stop it.”
I took note that again her boyfriend was recording the whole interaction.
“is your accent real?” Lady Deadpool asked, tipping her head to the side.
“Is your stupidity an act?” Loki asked.
“Calm down, man.” Her boyfriend said, stepping closer.
“You guys need to back off for a while ok.” I said sternly.
“We’re not playing with you. Just go.”
They left, mocking Loki’s voice and calling me “casual Thor” (like I give a fuck.gif) and we both agreed to kick the guy’s ass if we saw him outside of the con later. At least I wanted to. Loki said He didn’t want to ruin his good boot covers by ramming them up that retard’s ass.
The girls returned and we spared them the details but said LD had returned and “been annoying again.” Res was bothered but didn’t dwell on it and my girlfriend joined me at the booth so Loki could roam the floor with Res and “show her some figmas” (If you know what I mean.jpeg….). I told my GF what really happened and she said that if Lady Deadpool returned up to her old tricks she’d shove that video camera up her asshole (Ahh my woman…).