/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I finally got a cosplay gf.

Basically, I devised a system. I hired a morbidly obese chick from my school to hurl insults at girls in the park. When they were properly insulted, I'd swoop in and tell them they actually look great, and the mean fat was out of line. I repeated the process until one girl asked me to go to Wendy's with her.

Turns out she loves cosplay! We're going to be Dipper and Mabel at Momocon if anybody wants to say hi.

>living in Africa
>no lolitas
>go to McDonald's one day
>see white lolita eating nuggs
>mfw