/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I ordered some eBay. Am I going to get coroney?

>browsing BTB
>suddenly get text from comm president
>"Attention, lolis. Senior members can now take their anal inspections by phone."
>sweetbabyjesus.jpeg
>pull down my panties, snap a few pics of my melty doughnut, and send them her way
>wait for a response
>starting to get impatient
>message comm president on Fb, asking what the holdup is
>she doesn't know what I'm talking about
Who the fuck did I text, gulls????

>>10045212
Holy shit, is she okay?

>>9948407
My partner is a switch/verse but I could never have the [figurative] balls to make him my bitch. What’s your secret, desu

I'm going to NYC for Miku.

The show is at 8pm. Will I have time to do anything in the city before that?

>take my little sister to an anime con last year
>find the My Little P*** panel
>go in
>it's just a bunch of fat men dabbing back and forth to techno music
>sissy anon cries so hard that I take her back to the hotel room and show her three episodes to calm her down

I've been pretending to be gay to keep the little thotties away, but with Momocon coming up, I'm not sure I can keep up the charade.

>confess feelings to my con crush
>"I think of you more as a little brother"
>mfw I'm a grill

I feel like I wasted five years of my youth on a girl who just ended up walking out.

Cosplay is all that give me hope. Pretending to be someone else for a few hours.

>>9503796
Thank god. If I came home to find daddy's cummies on my burando, I'd shit my diaper.