/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7467645
>>yall
I guess we should resort to colonization, to keep you stupid sandniggers from ruining pretty clothing with your rag heads. Your the ones who ruin the fashion, take that shit off your head or stfu.

ITT: people complaining about white people not understanding ethnicity, while they themselves confuse ethnicity with nationality.

>>7174868

>>6846318

No one cares about your snarky-ass comment either.

>>6795551
>Believing in a violent asswhipe
>Believing in a know-it-all dickfart
>Believing in a (sexy) drug addict
>Believing in AIDS

>>6673831

I'll tell you how to save the image, just right click and select "save image as".

Man, i don't go to these conventions, but if i did i would be the fuckin' king of the creepers. They'd need to invent a new catagory and distrubute pamphlets just for me. Cuz lemme tell ya something. They don't come any creepier'n me.

To start with, I won't just say the wrong thing about your body - which i will automatically assume you are displaying like that because you follow my creepy twitter feed and knew i was coming (to see you because i rub lotion on myself while i read YOUR twitter feed). Nah, I will raspily whisper it into your ear from behind. You will compare stories with your friends in your hotel room desperate to decide which is worse, the way you feel my breath sucking into my mouth even as i speak, or the uncanny way i always seem to be able to approach from behind with no warning.

Plus, who can really say they've "cosplayed" until they've felt the cold, moist slither of my flabby index finger along the back of their thigh? Just another service I provide.

As an added bonus nothing turns me on or gets me off harder than getting beat within an inch of my creepy life by security and boyfriends (bonus if you are dating a security guard), so that will only fuel my desire to reach ever upwardly spiraling heights of inappropriate public depravity.

I especially find myself drawn almost magnetically to Darkstalkers cosplay for some reason. God help you. God save you from my creepy self.

>>6495620

>>6390634
>tryhard