/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>clear up acne
>become shredded ottermode
>get nice hair cut
>manscape all body hair
And so I thought I had finally made it, but then all of a sudden motherfucking keratosis pilaris out of nowhere all up my arms.

God damn it, why? It has a bit on my back too. I was finally ready to take my shirt off and have everyone be mirin or do some topless cosplays and have everyone be mirin, but now I'm afraid to wear anything that won't cover down to at least my elbows. I've been wearing these nigger t-shirts because of this shit.

What the fuck, how do I get rid of this shit? Nothing seems to even phase it. Scrub that shit, scrape that shit, pop it, 10% benzoyl peroxide, 10% sacylic acid, glycolic acid, and even sulfur scrub with a pumice stone. I've been out in the sun for a total of 14 hours between yesterday and today and even the sun won't kill these motherfucking bumps.

Maybe I was never meant to make it, and never do any cosplays that don't have long sleeves.

Anyone with KP managed to get it under control?