/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10882861
>date a short girl
>go bald
>everyone at the con thinks I'm her dad

>>10485109
I think I gave my big sister's friend a boner.

The girl I met at AWA who took my virginity just got shot in the head for stealing cocaine.

This is going to put a real damper on Yamacon.

>bf takes pictures of his hemorrhoids, intended for a doctor
>he accidentally posts it to my cosplay Instagram
I lost 600 followers in a day, guys.

TFW some 40yo photog uploads a picture of your 14yo sister to Hipstergram and tags it "#sexycosplay"

Tfw I don't know if I'm asexual or merely don't trust women. Cosplay has actually helped a lot in terms of making female friends.

I'm 26 and have been offered sex twice. Both times I faked a phone call from my dentist and literally ran away.

>mfw I find my bf CRYING because he loves Hatsune Miku so much

When you meet cool people at con, but they live hours away from you.

>>9760048
>dressed as Miraculous Ladybug
>sit down
>feel freezing cold on my buttcheeks
>mfw the entire ass of my costume is gone
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME????

I an't believe I've been cosplaying for five years already. God, I'm old. I want to die.

I just found out that the girl in my sister's comm who I hit it off with is mentally retarded. I didn't realize because she's an ESL-chan.

Wedding cancelled.

Bad feels and worse feels...

>friend's grandmother just died
>she wanted to be buried in my friend's favorite coord

>room with some grills I don't actually know
>one spends 99% of the time naked
>keeps bending over with butthole on full display
>come back from con for a nap
>mfw she's getting fucked hard by two Latino

She cosplayed the pink one from Underwatch.

>thinking about lolitas being sad makes me want to cry
>mfw I just want girls with cute hobbies to be happy

Wtf is wrong with me? And before anyone suggests it, I'm not PMS'ing. Am male.

>>9455735
>lolitas don't wipe their asses after a poo
Where does this stereotype come from?