/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Oh wow. I am SO glad I found this thread. I'm sorry, but you all look really terrible! But it's ok, because I'm going to help you. Here are my tips:

Leg warmers are a big NO NO (but, if you pull them up really high, they look like socks, I bet you didn't even know I was wearing leg warmers, huh?! You can also use them on your arms to really pull together your outfit!)

Gloves are mandatory. Ok? You have to wear gloves. All the time.

You don't need to wear your hair in a wig cap. I mean, not that I wear wigs (this is my natural color, black/blue, ok?!) but if You do, they are just really uncomfortable and take a lot of time, right?!

Mix a bunch of styles. Like, I call this 'Creepy-Sweety Punk Deer'. And it Obviously just WORKS, right?!

If you don't have an umbrella, it's ok... just use a bed sheet (it double as a cape, LOL!!) and when it starts raining, hold it over your head! It's big enough that you can shelter a whole loli-gang (that's what my friends and I call ourselves, loli 4 lyfe!)

Like, you don't need to wear a blouse, ever. It's basically the most worthless piece of clothing that people want you to buy, along with petticoats, if your hips are wide enough, that's all you need ok?! Don't listen to the haturz!

Don't use photoshop, OK?! IT'S TOTALLY NOT COOL! And yes, I am, like, super pale, I know ok, just get over it!


Ok so basically everyone in this thread really needs a lot of help (except Maxi-Pad Princess, she's the best by faaar) and I hope you guys use my tips!

I am 16 years old (so old lol!) and I have been a lolita for 15 years. No I do not speak 'Japanese' like, wth? Only sweaty weebs do that! I left my lolita comm because they didn't understand how creative I am (and some girl said I stole her dress, like wth, I spent 100 dollars I earned at Pizza Hut on this dress you see here, it's obviously mine! It's called 'Laura' I think) and I formed my own comm. All of you guys can join... well once you start dressing better...