/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7731506
>you will never have an underage cosplay gf
>she will never dress as buh-buh-blair from s-souler eater
>she will never ignore you to flirt with a neckbeard holding a camera
>you will never gaze longingly at her from a distance as she promotes her facebook page
>you will never follow her around all day at a convention carrying the worthless trinkets she bought from the dealer's room
>she will never appreciate the felonies you commit by buying her cheap booze
>you will never watch her get swooned by chad who's cosplaying hercules/he-man/thor at the midnight rave
>you will never make an inaudible scream of horror as you watch them make-out on the dance floor
>you will never weep tears of grief as you listen to their passionate lovemaking in the hotel room you booked months ahead of time
>you will never masturbate to those noises of ecstasy she makes from being satisfied by a cock the size you could never give her

I don't know, man.