/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>that moment when you're a cosplayer and yo usee these beutiful girls on a every-event scale

The character i'm dressed as hides my sadness from being such a incompetent fucker who could never date them.

>>9728707
FUCK YOU, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?

>>9721784
>everybody fucks

>mom found the tampon stocking

>>9534463
>Tfw had the chance to meet Adam West years go
>wanted him to sign my adam west comic in my Robin cosplay from the show
>friends wanted to do something else convinced me "He'll be here again next year!"
>yeah you're probably right
>mf now

Anon if you even have the smallest chance to see Stan you better fuckin take it before he turns into dust.

>>9532197
ITS NOT FAIR I WANT TO DO THE HARE HARE YUKAI

>"just go to /cgl/ if you want a gf anon, that place is full of girls!"
>literally everyone here is an extrovert normie girl with a 6'4 alpha male bf
>everyone here has an irrational and inherent HATRED for any male that is a virgin or a non-chad

What a mistake.

I'm leaving this board

>I live in the second biggest city in the world
>There's close to no cons in the state
>it's even harder to find a gf

>tfw everyone on /cgl/ talks about what huge orgy parties anime cons are
>decide to go to my first anime con (anime expo) last year
>/cgl/ holding a meet up, other boards are invited
>I decide to go, ready to get some pussy
>a bunch of 8/10 and 9/10 seagulls mixed in with 5/10 and lower neckbeards and fat chicks
>I try talking to some of the 8/10 chicks, they ignore me
>suddenly all the fine ones end up leaving with jacked up chads, and the only ones left are neck beards

THIS IS BULLSHIT! I WAS LIED TOO! FUCK ANIME CONS! FUCK COSPLAY! FUCK /cgl/! FUCK EVERYTHING! I HAVE MONEY TOO, I CAN BUY ANYONE A EXPENSIVE LOLITA DRESS FOR TIME SPENT!