/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8918169
>23
Whoa whoa whoa, back the fuck UP.

You're 23 years old and still trying to wear COLOURS?
Black woolen stockings, tea-length skirts and turtlenecks only from here on out, anon. Don't forget to cut your hair into a bob and god forbid you wear lipstick.

>What, you're not even married with eleven children yet?

At this moment, I'm waiting for:

>Tiny makeup order; SkinFood BB cream and face mask.
Shipped a week ago on free shipping, expect another two weeks.
>Jewelry findings from AliExpress.
Shipped 1.5 weeks ago, expect another week or two.
>Envelopes from AliE.
Also shipped 1.5 weeks ago, expect another week or two.
>Custom brass stamps from AliE.
Shipped like two days ago, no idea what to expect because the store has awful communication.
>2 meters of fabric from AliB.
Has taken like a week longer to process than it should have, no word on shipping yet? Hopefully tonight.
>Secret Santa gifts and cards!
I've already received one, but the other from the same person appears to have been sent back.
>And the kicker: 50 sheets of shrink film from Amazon.
Have been trying to order from several different stores since the 18th of November to a million complications.
Ordered THIS lot on the 2nd Dec. Paid for express postage. Finally arrived in my country on the 8th. Only just INITIATED customs processing on the 11th. They aren't working through weekends. 'Hand-check every single international item' was put in place ON the 11th because of muh terrism.

And the letter postman hasn't even been down this street in over a week. I think he just gave up.