/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Super busy day at shitty manual labor job
>One coworker doesn't bother to show up
>Rest of male coworkers stand around and bullshit because "they do more work than anyone else"
>Meanwhile female coworkers all work through the day and don't take 5 million "cigarette breaks"
>None of them complain either and just do their job, despite being on their feet all day doing manual labor.
>Go home and pass out watching Princess Bride because of terrible fever
>Wake up 12 hours later and find out that coworker that was a no-show has died.

>Going up steps to get more fabric
>Fall
>Catch myself with my right hand
>Got surgery on it three years ago to remove huge cyst
>Cyst constantly growing back small and needs to be drained
>Cyst bursts when I fall and big lump drifts into my hand. Looks like a scarab
>Slowly dissipates during the day and my hand looks like applesauce

Well at least I don't have to pay to get a doctor's appointment to get it drained this year...