/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Since we've got the usual spate of Disgusting Female Tales, allow me to add one from the Y-chromosone perspective:

>get room for AWA, everyone's fucking awesome and just generally awesome
>use toilet
>shitty useless low-flow POS jams on my waste product
>no plunger get rekt
>best friend looks into toilet bowl and sees gigantic turd with two little scraps of cheap one-ply hotel paper floating about it
>he cannot withstand the terrifying might, the gargantuan majesty of MegaDuce
>"THAT WAS PAPER!" his voice cries to the heavens with desperate denial. "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF!"

He denies it to this day. But we're going to AWA again this year, and again we're sharing a hotel room.

This time, he won't be able to deny the awful truth before his eyes. He will be forced to bow in disgust and revulsion, and acknowledge the fell and terrible power of MegaDeuce.