The fuck kind of person would want to humble brag about being an adult woman and getting hit on my pubescent, acne faced underage boys?
Ah yes my very own pizza faced, axe body spray wearing, Fotnite playing, broke because hes in high school boyfriendo. I can do such fun activities like babysit him and help him with his homework. Such romance.
Thanks for pointing out this bright side, anon. This is truly the life for me.
Time to go hang out outside a high school and groom the cutest and most vulnerable one I see.
People only care when creepy old men do this to girls so I should be fine.