/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10903028
>When your comm has a Zoom meeting and the hot girl has a 4K webcam

>>10901478
>sister and her friend are talking about what to do if your period starts at a con
>mfw the friend asks "Do guys worry about getting boners at cons? If you do, I can help you."
Wtf did that mean?

>go to six-hour tea party
>come home
>realize I had cameltoe the whole time

>been a lolita for ten years
>friends wish me a happy lolitaversary
>suddenly hit with the realization that my life is flying by at a breakneck pace and I've proven myself to be nobody of value

I'm finally asking ESL-chan from the con to be my gf. As soon a she replies to the Vocaloid gif I sent her. Give me your strength, gulls.

>>9705854
I accidentally kicked my friend in her crotch at tea.

>>9682582
>that pic
Is that girl giving the other girl an atomic wedgie in the front??

>>9636260
>>9636261
Jesus, your comm is fucked up.

Getting banned for a Cheerio butthole? My comm would deduct points for sure, but if it's bigger than a headphone jack they'd let it slide.

Really, shape is more important than size. If it makes a perfect circle at full stretch, most size problems can be overlooked. Just don't show up with a blown-out bundt cake hole and you'll be fine.

>>9585016
>ask my little sister if she wants to see Wimpy Kid
>"What's it about? You?"
>mfw

>used to watch My Little Penis with my 13yo sister
>cosplay main pony and her brother for a con
>fast-forward to now
>mfw we're going to see the MLP movie to celebrate her first year of college

Where does the time fucking go?

>>9460777
Even assuming that this nonsense is real, WHY would you laugh at a baby falling face-first into pussy blood? What ails you?

>>9442494
NOTHING IS READY

>also schedule is apparently suppose to come out this weekend?

So I basically used the wrong type of modge podge on my prop. I used the regular sheen type instead of matte. If I were to go over it with the matte, would that actually work? Or am I fucked?

>>9402716
I know this is super retarded, but I just can't see Hanzo as straight. Whenever I see straight ships or porn SFMs where he fucks one of the girls, it just bothers me
Not because of "boohoo my representation" or anything like that, just because, seriously, look at him. Does he look like a straight dude? Na

Al tough, to me, everyone in overwatch is gay. I don't know how it happened, but that's just how it is in my brain now.

Sage for kinda ot post

>>9385511
>found the perfect skirt for my cosplay at Goodwill
>mfw there's poo inside

>>9380981
>dude is wearing a shirt with a picture of Anne Frank that says "Gas me outside How bow dah"
Christ, that is some next-level cancer.

>>9101304
What sorcery is this!? How the fuck are you doing that!?!?

>>8582148

what is that?
at first i thought boku no pico because the wig looks like one i made, but the swimsuit doesn't fit.

srs sauce pls

bump! one week left, how's everyone doing on their costumes/prep?

Im looking to buy a realistic wig that I can wear every day (or at least in my free time).
I really want long hair but my hair is taking forever to grow out
Where can I find a good but not super expensive wig that looks natural?
Also, what styles/colors tend to look "unnatural?"

>>8196470
Joined.
>>8196395
>A-are you a s-seagull?
>fuck off, pleb
>mfw

I ask girls if I could kiss them on the cheek but they always say no.

>live 15 minutes away by freeway but really want to book a hotel

Better start saving