/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8748944
Do it. Do it now. Get a gold chain, get some of his signature cards, put those little bastards in plastic packets and then clip them to the chain. Bam! Instant front piece for your itabag and all you need to do is add some buttons and shit.

Also if you can hunt down some cosplay merch of his like the earrings or a patch for the forehead mark, get those and slap them on the bag as charms.

I will draw you a fucking ms paint drawing of shit if I have to in order to convince you to follow your goddamn husbando dreams.

Slightly con based because I can't get away from her since we go to the same local con every year.

>used to be friends with pack of older weebs
>few years ago I wised up and ditched them
>we're mostly at the 'say hello at con then never speak again' stage
>one specific, and still weeby, ex-friend from group just won't let me go

>Kitty-chan is bisexual, I'm the only lesbian she knows
>has exploited this for years to attempt to flirt/grope/make out with me
>is now married to dude she once had a restraining order against
>contacts me out of the blue one year after local con

>doesn't say hello or how are you
>immediately launches into massive paragraph plea
>wants to know if I know any bi/les girls that she can have a sexual relationship with
>especially if they don't mind her husband watching or getting involved
>heavily hints the entire time that she wants it to be me

>gets defensive when I tell her off that I ain't her fuckbuddy or some pimp with girls on speed dial
>spams me with messages claiming it's not all about sex
>and she's emotionally upset because their last girl cheated on them with other ex-friend weeb couple
>can't be assed to block her because it'll start shit and get personal when we went to local con

>got lucky enough not to see her at con
>months go by
>out of the blue get another message from her yesterday
>is wondering why I changed my FB name and why she can't add me
>ignore message
>just know she's only messaging me because she wants something

>still can't block her because we share friends and blocking her would cause a huge shitstorm

I just know one day I'll make the mistake of running into her and getting lured back to her hotel room and end up in some kind of BDSM nightmare.

>>8207354
>mfw you seriously think people don't buy jewelry from Ebay

That's like saying no one buys jewelry from dollar stores. It's the exact same product from the exact same country.