/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9854426
>trying out subtle cosplay as part of my new daily attire
>be in important meeting with people my boss is trying to impress
>someone makes a remark about who let the freak in the costume in
>start crying softly
>leaking spaghetti from my hot pockets
>drop my fedora
>go to pick it up
>can't because my subtle cat paw gloves won't let me
>fumble and fall down
>skirt flies up
>everyone sees my pantsu
>precum stain in full view
>run out of the meeting crying
>boss texts me to let me know I dropped my subtle butt plug