/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Could someone please help me figure out how to do my eye makeup? I hate my eyes so much; I wish I could just hide behind sunglasses forever.
>different shaped eyelids
One has a hidden eyelid while the other has a visible crease.
>wideset + epicanthic fold
My eyes are far apart and I have an epicanthic fold (flap of skin going to inner eye corner), so I can't do the eyeliner-at-the-corner-of-eye trick to make them look closer together. I also cannot wing out eyeliner because that makes them look even further set apart.

All I do for eye makeup is just use a ton of dark shadow and rely on my bangs to distract from the problem. I don't even bother to use liner on the upper lids since it just disappears on my one eye. I'm so sick of being able to do only one look.

Please, please help.