/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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>xer is reccing chocolate for machinekin? do xer not know that will gum up their parts?
>a lil common sense would be nice

I just wanna be treated like a normal-ass person, good god.
I don't have tits.
I don't have ass.
I'm not cute.
I'm most definitely not sexy.
I dress like a Mormon/Amish hybrid and cover up as much as the weather permits.
Facial appearance-wise, I look simply... okay.
But I'm goddamn sick of people making sex jokes with me and commenting on my body.

I play the tin whistle/harmonica/flute in a folk band = blowjob jokes and innuendos from audience

I comment completely seriously on a topic some men talk about = shut up attention whore, this is men's business

I talk about places I wanna go in the future = how about traveling to the kitchen for a sandwich, lass

I say I'm not hungry = are you on a diet or something, do you have a dress you can't fit into (hungry skeleton mode btw, just for reference)

fucking hell
Not even tumblr, but fucking hell

Can't even imagine what it would be like if I wore loli outside.
Fucking Cork and its seedy dwellers