/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9823288
Anytime I've had a weeb girl call me big brother, I've had to tell them to slow down before someone gets pregnant.

>>9686621
>>9686622
Heyy, I'm autistic and I don't say shit like this.

I do think women are inferior to men, but I don't hold it against them or anything. It's not their fault.

>>9636261
>aggressive spreading of my buttocks
Ouch. Say what you will about our ass inspector, but he's very gentle about spreading the hole. It almost feels good,

It's just a little cold when he puts the stethoscope on there.

>Good news: Did well at my first day on a new job
>Bad news: I celebrated by relapsing into old eating habits
I don't wanna be a fatty-chan! I wish I had some discipline.

>younger sister has a hot friend
>said friend wants to cosplay Street Fighter Cammy
>mfw

>>9515278

>>9471140
She's sending you signals.

>>9456450
At first I thought you were talking about romantic partners, and "beat around the bush" was lesbian innuendo.

>>9369103
Girls who don't shave I guess.

>>9340873
>Texts me with a link to $350 return tickets to Japan, this time in October.
>"Oh my god. It's ridiculous. If you're keen we can go again together!"
>Jump on that shit - bringing my teenage niece along
Dam you are fucking ruthless aren't you.

>>9328576
>>9329019
She hates the con organizer. When she found out he was in charge, she decided to shit the wall.

>>9284902
hormones + husband I am extremely attracted to =constantly lewd thoughts

>>9284903
my sources say no

>>9241009
me


he does me

My cosplays are so bad, I think I may genuinely be retarded.

I mean it. All I want in life is to make good stuff (cosplay and art), but my brain just doesn't work. I'm baka.

>be 25
>never been interested in sex
>join cosplay community
>everyone's fucking each other
>suddenly want to try

Better late than never? ... Is there hope for me?

A girl in my comm got diarrhea at our last tea party. I think she's lactose intolerant, but she doesn't care!

So, have we decided whether there'll be a seagull meetup?

>friends flake on me the week before
>don't wanna face the con alone
>my little sister agrees to take their place

I'm sure we'll have fun, but I'm gonna miss my con friends.