/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

This loser I knew from school who used to date one of my friends. Added him on FB and Tumblr for shits and giggles, turns out he's a massive weeaboo and a borderline sexual predator. Not really dangerous, at least from what I understand, but damned annoying and overly sexual at inappropriate times. He pesters all his female friends for nudes and pulls that mopey woe-is-me bullshit when they don't comply. Constantly begs people on Tumblr to ask him about his fetishes.

He works at McDonalds or some shit and spends all his free time in his house playing video games and blogging about how he wants to be a kawaii catboy. He lives on Little Cesars (cheap shitty fast-food pizza for those who don't know) and Mountain Dew. He rarely bathes or wears deodorant, and smells like feet, old pepperoni and semen. Wants to play League of Legends professionally and is convinced this is a realistic goal. He has a younger sister who's in high school and completely amazing, and I hope to god she learns from his example and never turns out like him.

Pic related, its supposedly a portrait of him one of the local special-ed kids drew