/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>fiancé has friend from high school that he still hangs out with regularly
>friend's parents are rich and have bought him a house, fund his and his gf's lifestyle
>his gf is an “Instagram model” meaning she takes selfies in lots of makeup and skimpy clothes and gets tossed a FitTea sponsorship once a blue moon
>constantly giving unsolicited advice about lolita not being attractive to men or suitable for “real women” to wear
>show fiancé and his friend an article my friend wrote for Kera International where she used one of my pictures so now I’m in Kera, yay!
>gf immediately butts in with claims that unlike me she’s totally a “real” model, even though she’s never been in a magazine or runway show or been paid for photoshoots, just sponsorships
>fiancé knows I don’t like her and doesn’t really like her either, but his friend is really oblivious and always assumes it’s fine to take her along
>having the two of them over for dinner
>spent all weekend sewing up a storm and haven’t had much time to tidy up my sewing room, but the dining room and kitchen are clean
>gf starts passive-aggressively talking about how their house is bigger but they still manage to keep it tidy at all times
>BITCH, YOU HAVE A MAID
>after making snide remarks at my weeb clothes and fiancé’s gaming hobby for over a year, she suddenly brings up wanting to get into cosplay
>no idea which character she wants to cosplay though
>asks me for help on making her first cosplay, which of course needs to be amazing and done before the Halloween party she’s going to which is on the 14th of October
>I work full time and already have plans for next weekend
>”can’t you do it in the evenings”
>can’t you just buy a costume
>”no it won’t be here in time”
>you don’t say
If the news ever reports a case of a lolita stabbing a beginning costhot in the tits, that was probably me.

>>9517934
I've had my halloween coord since last halloween when it turned out that my comm wasn't doing anything for halloween