/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9272100

>>8379236
DAMN YOUR POLITE DISCOURSE!

>>8379313
...What the flying fuck is on his hat?

>>8379721
>>8379723
Ya'll are forgetting that you have a long curved tool to help reach, like a handled bath brush helps you scrub your back.

>>8379750
I don't either, and I chubby. Simple stretches yo.

>>8379751
>>8379759
I used to shave an wax too. Too much of a hassle, and I found most women don't mind unless they are into hairless bishis.

>>8379987
Too clean. 0/10 would not WAAAAAAAAGH! with.

>>8380344
Your larp is dildos.

>>8380619
Brutal.

>>8382080
>>8383230
...The fuck you talking about Anon? Did you even read the box or any care sheet that might have came with it? I have $10 saying you just stripped a factory nonstick coating off your new dutch oven

>>7818141
Probably the one that literally changed the rules on us half way through the game, because it made the veteran players look bad. This was "Catacombs" in Louisiana.

Im not exaggerating either: They literally had an obscure rule in their rulebook. It literally stated, if there is a difference in IRL skill between different "ranks" of players, and the "old guard" (basically the founding five) vote for it, it changes from a target/level (arms, torso, head, legs and three levels of weapons light/heavy/magic) to an HP system, where your level is how many games you've been in. 5 games means you have to be hit 5 times, and 1 game... Well, you get it.

Mind you, this was quite small print, next to an asterix at the end of the rulebook. It was actually written as a backup just in case someone wants to think outside the box and threaten the power of the old guard.

That person was my friend Beau.

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