/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7646787
>story is absolutely ridiculous, no one with any grasp of reality wouldn't believe it for a second
>call bullshit
>"You just don't believe it because you're a guy"
Seriously. That didn't happen. You made it the fuck up. Here's a piece of advice, next time you spin some retarded bullshit to further your victim complex/Munchausen by Internet, try being at least slightly subtle, like so:

>ren fair has a booth with a guy selling different sorts of nuts
>you can get a huge sack of nuts for free if you can answer his questions and/or riddles
>my question is "what's a quarter of a (metric) pound"
>Okay this is easy anon, hell yeah free stuff: "125 grams"
>Guy had a huge sneer on his face until I answer
>His face suddenly drops, he starts stammering because a woman was able to answer his question
>Guy scoffs and tosses the nuts at me
>"You got it wrong, but I'll give it to you anyway, honey"

See, people would believe that. Nobody's buying the other one.