/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>7525475
>czech and lolita

There are literally pink pistols on the market, dude. Even I know how to accessorize.

My story: I was the one reacting to the lolita. In time-tested greentext fashion:

>Grocery shopping in the summer, hate shopping so I'm in a rush
>Trying to hunt down that last item on my list, molasses, for a recipe
>Turn into baking aisle and see cute young woman in earth-tones lolita outfit, complete with a hair bow
>Recognize it as mori style because I browse /cgl/
>"That's a lovely Mori coord!"
>Her eyes go wide as dinner plates, she damn near drops the pack of cupcake liners she was holding
>I belatedly remember that I didn't shave that morning, the wind probably messed up my hair and I'm wearing filthy work clothes
>I've got my outside-the-belt holster on because its hot as fuck outside and the fugly faded t-shirt I threw on doesn't cover it
>Realize I'm literally one fedora away from being the worst person on earth to have opened my fucking mouth
>Containment failure
>Spaghetti externalize event
>I'M BLUSHING
>MY ENTIRE FACE IS BURNING HOTTER THEN THE SURFACE OF THE FUCKING SUN OH JESUS CHRIST
>melt into a small puddle
>flow away into the drain, alone with my shame

I know several people that work in that grocery store, so when they saw me slide out the front end on a tidal wave of spaghetti they put two and two together and haven't stopped teasing me since.

Don't wear lolita in public. Its inhumane.