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>Be me
>Fanime 2013
>Cosplaying as Pyramid Head (pic related)
>First ever big con
>Girlfriend was sick in the hotel, friends went off to do their own thing for a while
>Decide to just wander, get my picture taken, and generally just take in the awesomeness of such a big con
>Can't combat stairs, must take elevator
>Get in elevator, push button
>Tiny tiny cosplayer (we're talking 100lbs at most) practically dives through the closing doors, practically sobbing
>wtf.jpeg
>Hear "OMG SHE WENT INSIDE GET TO THE SECOND FLOOR"
> She scrambles to the back of the elevator and just says "help me..." in a low voice
>OHSHITNOTMYJOB.jpeg (Remember this was my seriously big con
>Decide to man up "Don't worry, I'll handle this."
>Stand front and center
>Elevator opens
>Weeaboo mob awaits
>THERES THE HOE!!! GET HER BAG
>Try to walk in
>nope.jpeg
>"elevators full. leave."
>SHE STOLE MY STUFF!!
>"Leave."
>weeaboos try to bardge into elevator
>OHSHIT
>Gut reaction on my part
>bring sword out low, smashing it into fat roodypoo weeaboos shin collases, screaming like a girl
>facepalm one of the girls, shove her back
>She goes toppling backwards
>OMG DUDE WHATS YOUR PROBLEM!?!
>Step back inside the elevator close doors, go back to her room. so she can calm down.
>Became her guardian angel for the rest of the con, as weeaboo horde was constantly shadowing her. But kept distance from me
>Never showed her my face.
>Felt like super hero

Btw, the thing she "stole" was some super limited edition super rare asian thing that I have no knowledge about. And she didn't steal it, she just bought the last one before one of the fat fangirls, and they were literally trying to mug her for it.

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