/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Why are overweight ugly guys with terrible always so over confident? Any way here is a story of Card-kun. Not as much weeb as a total prev. Story doesn't have a terrible ending but I didn't think people like this actually existed before him.


>Be me
>friend I ussually drink with is having people over around 15 people.
>Let's call him Joe.
>Joe tells me about Card-kun
>he's a bit of a creep but a generally nice
>Oh yeah cool.
>Everybody meets at coles
>Card-kun is huge, but not morbidly obese, only obese.
>pizza faced
>long ungroomed hair

>After the gathering gets started and very one gets drinking is when he starts to irk me
>OMG tfw no gf
>I just like cards more than girls
>no girl will never date me
>get's in Joe's words "rapey"
>night doesn't go terribly though

>morning after and we all are going to walk to down to the train station to drop people off.
>Energy drink that Joe brought the day before is there
>Hey joe is it alright if I have this since you havn't drank it?
>says it in front of everyone in a way he couldn't say no.
>oh um yeah sure
>he takes the drink
>we all walk down

>later in the day because I was still chilling but Card-kun was gone say to joe
>That was pretty rude of Cark-kun to ask for that drink
>Oh I hadn't really thought about it that much but yeah, I would of drank it later if he hadn't of taken it.
>Joe is a man who lives off 90c cheap coles coke
>hardly ever buys energy drinks even though he really likes them because they are $4+ a can.
>he says Card-kun does stuff liek that pretty often.

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