/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Dreams about forgetting stuff at cons is the worst.
First dream:
>Get to con a day late, everything is stressful
>Bf is going to arrive soon and he has our luggage
>Find him, he kisses me on cheek
>Ask where our cosplays are
>'lol forgot them sry'
>mfw

Second
>Two days before con
>Somehow managed to totally forget about it
>Realize none of my cosplays are done, one I'm having the most trouble with isn't even started
>'BF HERES A LIST GO TO THE FABRIC STORE RIGHT NOW I'LL START SEWING'
>Wake up in pure panic, relieved to realize con is still months away

There's no way I'm ever letting any of these things come true.

Help, /cgl/.
Bought a wig, tried to dye it. All the dye simply rinsed right out (I used ryt dye, arda wig) and left the wig terribly matted, frizzy,knotted, all over awful.
I'd untangled wigs before this, but this is an unholy monster untouchable by human hands.
Should I just cut it or is there some secret to giving new life to messes like this? Plz help.