/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>15 years old, first con
>Have to pee in middle of the night
>don't turn light on because fucking hotel light+fan combo
>Finishing up, reaching for tp
>hear sounds
>"must be someone outside..."
>Distinctly human mumbling
>coming from inside bathroom
>yoink pants up and stumble to lightswitch
>strange dude in the bathtub
>flip out and throw friend's hairdryer, hitting him in the head
>run screaming

Turns out he was my friend's brother, who had left his room because his roomies were having a party and he wanted sleep. (He was in full face makeup when I met him)

Once the spaghetti had been cleared away we laughed about it.