/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I wrote a song for this occasion.

~Guess who's back, back, back
Back again
Broder's back
Tell a friend.
Broder's back, Broder's back, Broder's back....

We've created a monster, because nobody wants to see Hero Hype no more, they want Broder, Geek Fest is chopped liver!

Well if you want Broder this is what I'll give you:
A lot of high prices mixed with shit cosplays.

Some drama that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than that time Broder scammed Buschemi and fought Colossus when Envy Us was rocking the table while he's operating!

You've waited this long, so stop complaining cause he's back with an old con and speculating.
I know you got a job, Mr. Broder, but your wife's plastic surgery is complicated!

So the M-B-C-C won't let him be or let him scam me so let me see. They tried to shut him down at the OCCC, but it feels so empty without him!

So come on and pay, raining bills all day. Fuck that, bills on Megan Coffey's dick and some on Sandy's tits.

And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy.
Grifter just settled all his lawsuits, fuck you Travis!!~