/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I've been the head security dude for a local con in Louisiana for a few years and I always had to worry about this one dude who I am absolutely certain has copious amounts of the 'tism.

>two years ago he enters the cosplay contest dressed as Luigi, but he has one of those goofy furry tails hanging off his ass
>after walking onto stage, he begins doing a skit where he basically does intense interpretive dancing to a Nickleback song (don't remember which one)
>he does a really emotional bow at the end
>he obviously does not come in first place
>see him after the contest sobbing loudly and covering his face while a Mario cosplayer pats him on the back

>one year ago
>he returns and seems to have tamed his 'tism somewhat
>enters cosplay contest again but this time as Hank Hill carrying nunchucks for some reason
>everyone finds it pretty funny and decent
>announcer makes a light-hearted heckle about using charcoal instead of propane
>doofus spergs out and whips out the nunchucks while rapidly approaching the announcer
>almost step in but he backs off at the last moment after legitimately scaring everyone

The con begins again tomorrow. God help me.