/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Once time I paid for a hotel room so my friends and I could have a place to stay at a con. It was for four people and the fourth guy wasn't exactly a con-goer, here's what happened.
>Fourth guy was a beta skinnyfag who will fuck anything.
>Beta spends the whole con trying to get laid.
I make it very clear to him that unless he plans on fucking someone in the bathroom, that's not happening on our beds.
>He brings back three people. A Hambeast, a poly dude that came for the league tournament and an actual cute 9/10 girl that friend was trying to get with.
>Poly-dude is dating 9/10 girl but they get in a fight because he wants to fuck another girl.
>9/10 girl starts crying and things get awkward for all of us and she leaves. Hambeast and Poly-dude stay.
>Hambeast decides she's getting dick tonight whether it be from my Beta friend or the Poly-dude, she's not picky.
This is getting awkward so I make attempts at telling them to get out.
>"We've got panels to get to, we will catch you guys later!"
>"We've got to change into our costumes, see you at the rave!"
Neither work. Hambeast and Beta think that means they can stay in the room and fuck.
>I start literally sewing on a machine and kill the music to make the most uninviting environment possible. They still don't leave.
>Hambeast knows I'm a male, tries to initiate fourway between me, beta and Poly-guy
>puke.jpg
I stop sewing and tell them all to go fuck somewhere else. Lock them out and go to con-rave. We all find the 9/10 girl and she's actually chill as fuck, we are friends with her now.
Con-goers are the worst at picking up hints. End of story.

>Bonus: Beta friend goes back to Hambeast's room only to be blue-balled at her door and presumably Poly-guy and Hambeast make sweaty dorito-cheese love.