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>>6465167
>>6465170

loooool, no haha
I mean once I had a girl friend who literally went out of her way to sabotage me and make me look uglier whenever we out together. We lived in two different towns and she would call me up around 7:00 in the evening 4-5 nights a week so we could go drinking in her town, but obviously I had to pay all my own bus fares. Whenever I ran out of money and couldn't get down she'd throw a tantrum.
I go to hers and she'd always tell me my clothes looked too prudish and throw something horrible from her wardrobe at me. I'm talking floral binbag-style dresses and shit.
Of course she'd always tell me how much hotter I looked in them and because she was 2 years my senior I ate it all up, "maybe she just has a superior, mature style? Do I really dress childlike?".

One day she convinced me to bleach my beautiful, long red hair blonde, she said I'd look really hot and mature. Three times in one day. As expected, it all fell out, and looked like shit, but she knew this was going to happen. She convinced me it would be fine so long as I conditioned my hair lots afterwards, and as you can guess I believed her because I thought she was my friend.

When we finally fell out it suddenly all made sense how people kept telling me she was just using me. but I didn't believe them, thought maybe they'd just got the wrong impression. Then I thought back to how whenever we out, she'd ply me drinks and get me drunk, then play me off as her stupid, alcoholic friend.

One time she invited me to her house (to go drinking, again.On a Wednesday) but when I got she left me behind in her bedroom so that I could pretend to be her so that he mother didn't notice whilst she sneaked out and had sex with a married 38 year old man. In a graveyard.

I wish I wasn't so gullible :l

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>>6441597

>that's the joke

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>>6414380
If i'm not mistaken, Spooky is also a lolita.

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