/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Extremely long tea party meet
>Have a blast and head home
>Trains are fucked
>Train stuck on the tracks for 40 minutes not moving because of mechanical malfunction
>Realize my bladder is fucking about to explode
>Still have about an hour left on my commute home
>The nearest bathroom when I exist the train is most likely my own house since it's pretty rural
>Can't run because my feet are killing me from my heels
>Get out of train, BLADDER IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE
>Look around nervously and just get behind a tree
>Don't want to get PISS on my brand so actually lift it up high enough to expose myself, but it'll be fast, I just need to let this out
>IT ISN'T FAST. MY BLADDER KEEPS MAKING MORE. I'M HERE PEEING FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE A WHOLE MINUTE ALREADY AND IT ISN'T STOPPING
>Nervously look around
>Group of like 3 guys looking right at me chatting with one other
>One on his phone
>Don't know if he's recording or just casually on his phone
>By this point I KNOW they're looking at me, I'm almost done so may as well just fucking finish
>Even though I made eye contact, they aren't fucking looking away
>Finish up, pat myself with tissue, run away in the opposite direction even though they're in the direction I'd need to go to get home
>Cry buckets when I get home
I hate my public transit system. It's been a few days and I thought I'd forget about it if I stopped thinking about it but I keep FUCKING THINKING ABOUT IT.