/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10639654
Are you me? I was trying to impress MY crush, getting some action shots where I was perched on a banister. Went great until I slipped and landed right on my box. One lip was bigger than the other for days.

He brought me a water bottle though. Should have also asked him to kiss it lol.

>>10635008

>dream about going to AP tea party
>discover when I arrive that my wig has vanished and also I have a penis
>search for wig
>cock gets hard
>everyone is staring daggers at me
>erection grows to three feet at least
>petticoat rips to shreds trying to contain my dick
>comm elite hurl abuse at me for being a futa
>threaten to confiscate my alpaca plushies
>run for my life, don't grab no shoes or nothin'
>trip over my balls and crack my head on the table
>wake up in tears
>check to make sure my wigs and vagina are still there
What do you think it means, gulls?