/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Go to a Con in DC (can't remember the name)
>Checking in, standing behind a guy with HUGE black wings and no shirt
>Standing quietly behind him, kind of out of it (freaking Friday DC traffic)
>See black out of the corner of my eye, too tired to react in time
>Shirtless weebo kid turned around quickly to greet a friend and smacked me in the face with his gigantic wing.
>Fat friend and him look at me like it was my fault for my face being there
>He frantically panics because he thinks his wing is broken
>He says (loudly) it better not be broken
>I say in a haze, "Honey, the only thing that's broken are your parents' hearts because you turned out gay. Chill out."


Him and his fat friend froze in place while my friends laughed. It was at that moment I saw a slew of Japanese flight attendants frantically looking for another hotel to get away from the convention.