/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>go to take a poo after a large meal
>you know it's going to be gargantuan
>feel Poseidon's kiss upon you as it leaves the hangar and hits the surface of the water
>breathe a sigh of relief
>moment of truth, go to wipe
>no debris whatsoever left over
>gently smile, knowing you've overcome all the odds for the best possible outcome

There's no better pleasure in life, gulls

>tfw you're a white, heterosexual male

>>9706006
>tell her she should call it "Toys For Thots"
Wife material right here

>>9149776
>I'm half Korean and half white

I can only become so erect, anon.

>>8476446
>mfw you'd already be gassed and I'd still be alive if he was still around today

>>8372341

>>8265442
LW is Potsy

>>8008560
>However, I'm bothered by the fact that the lights are forming a runway to her vagina, so there's that.

>>7991972
Doing the lord's work anon