/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>tfw 45 inches (114 cm) in circumference around my upper chest

I measured right at the bottom of my breast along the apex of my spine on my back to give the largest number. However going higher or lower along that point would only make it 44 inches if anything. From the front I'm just wide however from my side profile it's highly obvious that my entire chest could fit two heads in it's width.

See pic

How the fuck do I work around this?

Also if anyone wants any sort of context into who I am. I basically look like yung lean except with longer and thicker hair (but still short,) In an overall scale I'm 4/10. 6'1'' As one of my exes put it "You're an ugly cute boy 3/10." but that was a while ago and I'm 4/10 now for sure.