/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9423845
>tfw vaping hipster (aka mouth fedora smoking) who spends too much money on cancer juice to appreciate spending time with his gf can get /cgl/ gf but I can't
why
even
live
desu
senpai
just
kill
me

>Realize I'm 33 next week
>realize I've never once had a relationship
>realize I'm a virgin
>Realize I've actually turned down very obvious initiations at cons out of fear of being seen as a creeper
>Realize that I've been conditioned by this point to feel that any hint of affection or signs of want I display to someone will undoubtedly get met with a "gross" or "ew" so don't even try anymore
>Therapist I saw last month literally couldn't even keep herself from chuckling and said "just go to bars and talk to women, it isn't as bad as you think! you're attractive, have a good job, I'm sure you'll do fine!"
>Not interested in the kinds of women who would tread bars
>I don't even drink
>Drown my sorrows by thinking of a cosplay that will utilize a mask so I don't have to show my shameful face

Welp, guess I'd better work on that Viewtiful Joe cosplay I've been thinking about for years.
Perfect since UmVC3 just got a re-release. Maybe, if I'm lucky, I'll get stabbed on the way to the con by homophobic gangbangers who confuse me for a gay pride mascot.