/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

My friend fell backward on the escalator and when I caught her I accidentally grabbed her bare asscheek.

>>10383137
I didn't say her booty was big.

>>10303794
My con crush wants to cosplay the Oreimo siblings with me. How do I know if she's into me or just friendly?

>>10228891
What the fuck? Was he police involved??

>>10134753
I gave a ride to a Harley and she tried to suck my winky, I had to t-pose on that thot until she fled.

Just got back from the big Halloween party downtown.

The big $1000 prize went to a store-bought Game of Thrones guy. I'm trying not to be salty.

But more sadly, I chickened out when it came time to ask the beautiful Sabrina the Teenage Witch for her info.

I'm drunk and I want more friends so bad.

>little sister accused of being ita
>mfw our comm daddy won't let me serve on the jury

>>10016005
How else would you pee?

>>9957785
Your husband is looking for some less ripe peaches, if you know what I mean.

>tell my friends I want to do a DDLC cosplay
>they agree
>con day arrives
>show up as Sayori
>they show up in diapers
>"Oh. We thought you said DDLG cosplay."
>mfw

I just found out that my bf's "little sister" isn't his sister, but an ex gf who calls him onii-chan.

Should I be scare??

>>9726409
>>9726427
>>9726438
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>>9726445
>be 26
>virgin
>asexual
>been seeing a girl recently
>like her
>the idea of our relationship getting physical fills me with dread

>>9722834
And this is exactly why I don't invite normies to the meets.

>>9688604
She was like 80 tho. It happened at Target.

>>9688612
Get back on your shelf.

Some girl in our comm pulled out her Winnie the Poo phone during tea and starting doing a noblewoman's laugh like in anime. ("Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho...") I asked her what was so funny, and she showed me some Pepes.

I didn't think much of it until the next meet, when somebody asked where the tea spoons went and she started screaming "I dindu nuffin! I dindu nuffin! RREEEEEE!"

I don't know how to deal with this.