/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

Corona forever edition

I'm pregnant. What do I cosplay?

>>10263668
>tfw it's your turn to change the DDLG's diaper

>tfw your bf forgets to bring the tribute to Misako, so the fatty-chans pin him down and fart on his bald head

Everybody's in love with the new Spider-Man game, but do you remember the crappy one where he fought gothic lolitas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcNptJUHaSA

>>9971786
>If you were at the last Otakon, you may have heard about the Reimu who got escorted out because she bent over and spread her cheeks for someone taking photos.
Damn, that's some Dragon Con behavior.

>>9929719
Nayrt. I've had mostly great experiences with room sharing, but the most recent time, I had to share my room with drunk dipshits who made me sleep on an air mattress. Also, one girl stayed naked and her fuzzy-wuzzy smelled BAD.

>find con crush on Fbook
>he's bragging about the time he took a shit in his ex's trunk
Should I still like him?

>tfw when the girl at the con who thinks she's a cat always finds you

I should bring a laser pointer to distract them.

>want to lose weight bad
>just ate 900 calories worth of corn

That's so much corn. I'm gonna be so fatty at the con. Starting to think I shouldn't do a striptease.

>go to local flea market / comic con bullshit thing
>just want an excuse to show off my Spider-Gwen
>mostly just normies
>find like three other cosplayers
>elderly porn artist hit on me
>photographer broke his leg falling off a ladder
>shit-reeking bitch forced me to hug her
>some kid fainted and his mom just dragged him off by his ankles
>food was like $12 for a hot dog

>go to lame-ass local con at the state fairgrounds
>arrive in my finest Spider-Gwen cosplay
>redneck gun convention next door
>one of the gun guys overflows their toilet
>toilet water and poo seep into the gun show, then the comic area
>mfw I hear "yee-haws" and "git 'er dones" next door

Are you effing serious, I lost my spare panties at a tea party

how does that even happen?

>friend is telling me about a hardcore lolita comm in NJ
>someone got punched in the boob for wearing replica