/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8925512

>A guy who's fighting heroic/flashy, sort of like Witcher/Dark Souls moveset
The guy ends up rolling in a ditch and we have to get him out somehow.

>A guy who's trying to use his weapon historically accurate as possible, as much as allowed by the game rules
Aigth that seems go... oh ...oh no no no... you cannot use a miséricorde for real...oh dear...now that dude's eye is bleeding what the fuck is wrong with you ! no we cant bring him to the hospital his mom will get angry!
I dont care if he's 43 he's gonna tell MY mom and i'll get in trouble.
You're the lucky one, your mom is dead.
Fuck stop crying you fag.
i'll beat you up!
no...dont get hard...
stop everybody is looking at us
quick do something!
i apreciate the surprise handjob but i really would like you to stop please.

>A guy who's fighting as effective as he can for LARP fights
- Did you...did you just put a big can of Chef Boyardee as a hilt for your sword?
- No...no...puting 2 or 3 aluminium plaques on a leather coat is not plate armor.
- Please could you atleast cover your running shoes
- okay i know 110cm is the length limit for one hand but that doesnt mean you have to get 2 110cm sword for ''reach'' life doesnt work that way
- I know chainmail count as armor on the head but for your own sake wear padding or an helmet and stop telling me my hits hurt. (this one is so important)
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''i'm a blue man! i have 3 armor points on my skin''
(i then proceeded to smash him 3 time on his unprotected head after 4 or 5 seconds of looking at him straigth into the eyes in disbelief of how cheesy this was)

I'm an asshole, but i am an efficient asshole.

Worst thing is, is makeup was mostly gone, this guy legit became a blue man just to stop wearing armor.
The blue mens dont even exist anymore at bico its a cute village for kids, and this dude wear a little makeup and act like he's armored. nah fuck off he deserve to be hit like he was wearing armor.