/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9666296 again, I'm remembering more things

>Wore dog collar to school
>"Haha anon why are you wearing a dog collar"
>"It's not a dog collar it's a people collar >:("

>Convinced dad to take me to anime convention
>Dressed as beyond birthday from that death note book
>Ratty party city wig, party city fake blood, party city plastic handcuffs

>Jizz in my Parents by Lonely island was the pinnacle of comedy
>Thought jizz meant piss
>Ask dad if he ever jizzed in his pants
>He looks at me with disappointment, asks me why I would say that

>Grandma told me she'd take me on a trip anywhere in the world when I turned 13
>Ofc I picked Japan
>Wore weeby graphic tshirts every day
>Capri pants with knee high rainbow striped socks
>Got a shitload of keychains from gatchapon
>Hooked all of them onto one clip and attached
it to my belt loop
>Made her take me to see evangelion 2.22 in theater
>Grandmotherly look of dissaproval the whole time

>Halloween
>Grandma made organization 13 cloaks out of costume satin for me and 2 friends
>I dressed as larxene
>Accessories made from tin foil and embroidery thread
>Mom and I spent like 2 hours trying to get the hair right
>Friends and I go around the neighborhood, people keep calling us witches
>"The organisation is going to hunt you gaijin down!! You don't understand! We're from the best series ever!"
>I hadn't even played kingdom hearts

>Convinced dad to take me to another anime convention
>Dress as a character from an obscure manga that probably only existed in my middle school library
>Cried when no one recognized who I was

>16, can finally drive myself to conventions
>Want an excuse to dress like a slut, but also too shy to go full slut
>Decide, for whatever fucking reason, to dress as Mitch, from the power puff girls
>Literal who
>Wear crop top with "Mitch rocks" scribbled on with silver Sharpie and bright yellow booty shorts
>Still get upset when no one recognizes me