/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>be me, at a renaissance fair in lolita because fuck accuracy
>old lady manhandles my usakumya bag without my permission and gets really close to my face, asking where i got it from
>meekly explain and scurry away
>same shit happens with 2 other old ladies who grab my bag without my permission
>freak out every time because i think i'm getting mugged
>have to repeat "BABY THE STARS SHINE BRIGHT" over and over because they can't remember it
>spot clean my usakumya when i come home because she smells like fried food and old women

TIL that the old ladies at the renaissance fair love usakumya. it was fun otherwise