/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>annoyingass guy at club at school
>typical hungry skeleton with geek hair and weird speech
>I sit down, he gets up to sit closer to me
>thinks everything I say outloud to the group is to him so he responds to everything I say
>sits so that I can't talk to my friends, unintentionally blocks them off
>I go home a weekend, he asks how my cats were, wtf how do you remember me saying i had cats
>one of those people who likes every single thing you post on facebook
>I get up to find something on the computer, he gets up and follows like a fucking puppy
>go away pls
>"no after this I'm going to the gym and exercise and swim"
>"oh i wish I would've known I would've brought my swim trunks"
NO

also finally I buy Bodyline's seifuku because of sale, am afraid I'll look like a total fatass