/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>be me
>8/10 trap cosplaying Medb
>plenty of people intimidated by my raw sexuality at a small anime convention
>meet guy playing in the board games room
>1/10 grossly obese, neckbeard, seems autistic
>tells me I'm the most beautiful woman he's ever seen
>wants to hang out later tonight
>leave to hang out with friends, all say he hit on them including my one friend who is married
>"he's really creepy, anon"
>Take a shower and reapply makeup to hang with creep bro
>take him outside
>kiss on the lips
>gagging_noise.wav
>"I wish you brushed your teeth bro"
>gets extremely flustered, starts beating himself up over this blunder
>we try again
>pic related actually happens, even tell him he can touch me wherever he wants
>touches my back some, my stomach
>all very awkward
>see him tomorrow, friends see him and still call him gross
>he asks if he'll ever see me again
>tell him if fate allows

I would've taken him around the bases but he settled for just first base. Fat neckbeards, please swing for the fences.