/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>what attracted them to you? cosplay? lolita?
cosplay, being Icelandic and German, being Asatru (Nordic Neo-Pagan, born and raised) generally giving people the time of day, my accent
>what were their favorite things about you?
My cultural heritage, the hammer and torc I constantly wore, my body??? (gangly see-through pale, no tits, funny accent, thin-ish)
>what were some stupid things they said?
"We'd have perfect Viking children together"
Address me as "his Freyja, Frigg, Valkyrie, other bullshit that was insensitive to my religious practices and culture. He had some strange boner for Norse mythology and an unhealthy obsession with Vikings and, of course, knew absolutely nothing correct about them.
>what were some creepy things they said?
"If I were a legit viking I'd take you home with me"
Insert other Viking rape/pillage jokes here
Tried to speak to my father in German and fucked up so bad; thought he was so legit and nailed all the pronunciations/words.
"When we get married....."
"Our kids will be Asatru....."
we are not even dating bro, get the fuck off my dick
>what made you downright "nope" the most about them?
He had the great idea to propose a 'hand-fast' ceremony to me, didn't even consider that I would say no. He ended up getting really upset and angry, stalked me over the internet and Steam games I play. Followed me around conventions taking not-so-hidden pictures of me and eventually found out where I lived from an unknowing friend of Facebook.

Our family home has a stained glass door and we can vaguely see who is at it, realized it was him and called for my brothers. He was met with my 6'4" twin brothers, Aeinsnur and Ronan, who had a very fun time telling him to fuck off. If he wouldn't listen to me, then maybe a threat of pummeling from my brothers would work.He ended up idolizing my brothers after the encounter because they were "perfect Norse-men!" tall, pale, and long blond hair.........fuck

>>6451991
>I had a very handsome man creep on me at a con, he was walking around with this small mirror and whenever he'd stop to chat with someone he'd put the mirror on the ground next to his feet.
>After talking to him a bit I glanced at the mirror only to realize (with horror) that he placed it perfectly so you could see his dick stuffed down his cargo short leg.
>Completely taken back, he has the audacity to say "Like what you see?" Proceeded to say he had a hotel room and all that jazz.
>Sure, he was attractive in body and face but dude that's just creepy and indecent. There are other ways to get laid.