/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>see cute girl in really cool cosplay from a series I love
>want to ask her to take a photo, but then realize Im too scared to get close to her
>wouldnt know whether to put my arm on her shoulder or not. Just thinking about the hundreds of ways this could go wrong makes me sweat
>she notices me and smiles / waves
>smile. run away.
Why was I placed on this Earth Im a little fucking socially retarded crybaby aaaagh