/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Be SDCC, I don't remember exactly what year it was but I was pretty damn young at the time, maybe only 13-14?
>First time there, I'm pretty ecstatic, decide to meet up with some friends who also got to go.
>We browse artist alley and the stores, I notice there was a replica of a Bioshock EVE injector for sale, I decide to come around later to buy it when I have the chance.
>As we leave the shops, my friend, Alex, suddenly bumps into a friend of hers.
>Right off the bat I can tell he's a furry. Tail attached to his pants, the horribly done whisker makeup, the works.
>To my dismay, she invites the furry to come with us as we wander the halls. We'll call him "Jake"
>Jake seems to take an immediate liking to me, which I was not happy about. I was far shorter than him, and he seemed to enjoy putting his arm around my shoulder, essentially forcing me to hunch over as he started to ramble on about his '3 mile tall Fursona'. I shit you not. Apparently his fursona could 'crush buildings' with a single toe or some shit.

Now, this is where things started to bother me.

>As all three of us are wandering, I notice out of the corner of my eye that he had some oddly shaped little marks all over his arm. Not scars or anything, but they appeared to almost look like tiny little circles?
>I move my eyes down to his bag.
>Inside of his bag was the replica/fake EVE injector. Broken. I could tell it was broken because the fake little needle had been split off.
>This whack ass furry had actually been stabbing himself in the arm with the fucking EVE injector. A Collectors Item.
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>>7197610
OR BECAUSE THEY CAN'T RECONSTRUCT IT THEY'RE JUST LIKE "sorry, family secret, can't tell you."

....I'm sorry guys, I'm really hungry and think it's fucking with my brain now.

>>7161621
Really?
I figured them getting their waifus nude would be right up their alley.

I'd want the place to be as authentic/real as possible with the girls actually fitting the characters.

It's a long shot I know, but I figure if I couldn't get real cosplayers, I'd just "host" strippers and have them wear the costumes.

>mfw I'm all too aware of how it wouldn't work

LIKE YOU MADE THAT BMO KIGU FOR ME

>>6877775
Exactly! I hate to stomp on his parade, but he looks nothing like Snake. He's not rugged, but lanky and clean shaven. I just...

He doesn't believe in the whole "having the same physical features of the person". Nor do I to an extent: weight, skin color, height, and stuff don't really bother me. But the least he could do is draw a beard. AT LEAST. It gets even better when he complains about other people who have poorer quality cosplays but look a hell of a lot like Snake, moreso than him anyway.

>>6877817
Shit. Toonami, what're you doing? Did you decide to stop being awesome after Casshern Sins and Samurai 7 ended?

>tfw it's not until you start making a cosplay that you notice/truly appreciate one single detail that you have always overlooked

Anyone recommend a cheap banishing cream or some other way with my problem? I'm trying to get rid of these dark scars in my armpits that I've had for nearly a decade. I've tried lemon juice, but although it lightened slightly, it also burned and stung. Help me, /cgl/. I want to be able to wear short/no sleeves!

How does this thread have 200 replies?

>>6309386
I'm so sorry that you had to waste your money.