/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I just found out Jessica got kicked out of SNSD.

She was my third favorite, too. I normally don't give a fuck about celeb news, but goddamn does it eat me up knowing that I'll never know how or why it went down.

This guy at work is telling me way too personal shit. He's an extroverted, attention whoring nerd, with all the stereotypes that entails (thinks he has a really interesting life story, thinks he is very deep, thinks is better than most people because he's smarter than average. Protip: He's not). He is everything I hate in a human being.

He won't stop iming me at work about this shit that's so personal, I feel guilty about logging out, but apparently I'm the only one at work intelligent enough to "get him." I really just want to slap him, tell him what a fucking first year philosophy student. Yes, I really care about how you read Nietzsche when you were eight and how you can shut your emotions down with a simple push of a button. I've really never heard such interesting, unique, snowflake-y ideas from a 20 year old. Write a book of your amazingly quirky life a CS major, please.

>"Boy, this is a crazy as when I took ballet class."
>Looks around and sees that no one is listening
>"aHEM. Wow, you guys are talking about sports? Yeah, I need to get in shape, maybe take ballet up again."
>Horrible, male attention whore laugh
>Internet slang/memes irl
>Fucking whistler
>"Wow, glad I discovered viking metal today!"
>Forces extremely personal, intimate details about his childhood over AIM onto people he's just met
>"Elle-oh-elle, WREKT!"

I would hate him if I didn't feel sort of sorry for him. He is /v/ incarnate.