/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

THE FANTASY

>Hark! A greasy neckbeard fucker harassing, groping and/or terrifying a wonderfully cute girl in Haibane Renmei cosplay!
>Crack my knuckles, stride over there with footfalls that echo like ten tons of RIGHTEOUS JUSTICE
>Loom over neckbeard until he notices the shadow and looks up
>Scampers off shitting bricks as cute cosplayer makes doe eyes at me
>Walk off into the sunset, my unbuttoned shirt blowing around me like a cowboy's duster

THE REALITY

>Hark! A greasy neckbeard fucker harassing, groping and/or terrifying a wonderfully cute girl in some cosplay I don't recognize!
>Halfway there, greasy neckbeard makes eye contact with me
>Neckbeard bugs out like Joseph Hitler is coming to claim his fucking soul
>fade into the crowd before the cosplayer notices me and reacts similarly

Being able to mean-mug shitlords into flight from half a room away can be useful, but even when I'm trying to look innocent, shy girls treat me like a velociraptor.

Kind of sucks.